Sweet Pérola (Pearl)! Let's run and play together!
Her Daddy likes me and plays with us.
But Pérola is engaged to Thom.
He steals my ball and tries to hump me, but we're still good friends.
See in this video? (Excuse me the video is a bit blurry)
I think friendship comes first.
So, my love for Pérola will be just platonic...
...sigh...